Lots of prompts—I picked the first one! :D I’ve been thinking a lot about that picture Amei drew with Eren and Jean on their training mission, and I kinda got really enamored with the idea of Eren taking care of Mr. “I’M A JERK WHO’S GONNA RUN OFF AND HIDE IN THE INTERIOR”.
Then that kinda took over this fill. oops
Contains bonus take on boys snuggling together for warmth in abandoned cabin in snowstorm, just ‘cause. Also, Jean definitely talks in his sleep, because that’s the only time he can say “I’m sorry”.
What To Do When Your Boyfriend’s Asshole Best Friend Says, “Hey, Never Trust Anything That Bleeds For Seven Days And Doesn’t Die,
OR The Only Poem I’ll Ever Write About Periods.
Don’t excuse him because he’s had
at least three lite beers
and is sweating through his black button down
that his mom or exgirlfriend
probably bought him.
Don’t excuse him because he’s been turned down
by the last six girls he went on dates with
after meeting them on tindr
with a picture that’s seven years old
Don’t excuse him because
he’s usually such a nice guy
because you don’t want to be a bitch
because you don’t want to cause a scene
because when you were seventeen
your sister told you
no one likes an angry feminist
Let me explain something to you.
Every goddamn motherfucking month since I was eleven,
a part of me
tore itself to shreds
ripped itself apart inside me
and then remade itself.
So yes, I bleed for seven days
and I don’t die
You know what else can do that?
Things of legend.
Fuck, I can even
So I say, never trust anything that can’t
bleed for seven days and not die.
You know what that makes it?
So let’s see, hon,
What you’re made of.
If you can bleed for seven days
and not die.
Rip out his jugular with your teeth.
And when he bleeds for seven seconds
spit on his corpse and say,
I thought not.
“More than anything, I think that the relationship between Cap and Widow is one that becomes a friendship and that is way more interesting than a romantic relationship. We don’t really know yet if she’s really even capable of that. Black Widow has so many trust issues that the last thing on her mind is like, “Man, I wish I had a boyfriend.” Steve Rogers is an attractive guy but I think she’s learning how to be herself —whoever herself is. This friendship is the catalyst that helps her to understand other events with Fury and helps her to understand what she wants because she’s probably never really asked herself that. That’s what we see more of developing; between the two of them is a friendship that allows her to be self-reflective.”—Scarlett Johansson’s response to a question about “a hint at a romance” between Natasha & Steve in CA:TWS [X] (via chujo-hime)
predicament bondage: I just painted your nails and you can’t touch anything
I’ve actually done a kink scene like this. Basically the top was stimulating and teasing me while she painted my nails and told me that i would get punished for each nail I messed up if I messed them up.
I don’t know if some of you have been to these live reads at LACMA, where a classic film is read live on stage by actors who just sit and read the script. We did one recently of American Pie, but we reversed the gender roles. All the women played men; all the men played women. And it was so fascinating to be a part of this because, as the women took on these central roles — they had all the good lines, they had all the good laughs, all the great moments — the men who joined us to sit on stage started squirming rather uncomfortably and got really bored because they weren’t used to being the supporting cast.
It was fascinating to feel their discomfort [and] to discuss it with them afterward, when they said, “It’s boring to play the girl role!” And I said, “Yeah. Yeah. You think? Welcome to our world!
”——Olivia Wilde crushing it when she talks about women in Hollywood. (via leanin)
Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (1983) Vs. Seven Nation Army (2003)
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS LITERALLY THE SOUND OF COOL
Press play and you will find yourself wearing a long black coat on a windy city street holding a firearm that won’t be invented for another 50 years, your voice will be a full octave deeprer AND YOUR HAIR WILL LOOK PERFECT.
if only Lucifer had his theme song this would be it
So about a month ago Tanya and I agreed to do a fic rewrite meme on twitter. I chose to do her lovely erejean fic Overlimit as Granby/Little, because apparently I can’t rely on anybody else to write about canon aviator boyfriends >:|
Overlimit: Eren tests the degree to which Jean will accept silent forms of affection before Jean has to say something (for the sake of his dignity).
Rating: PG Pairing: John Granby/Augustine Little Summary: In which Granby teaches Little to be a little more open, only for it to backfire on him horribly.
M/M OTP: Ooh, tie between Laurence/Tharkay and Granby/Little? I love both of them but I like writing about Granby/Little more because there’s just not a lot in the book, whereas with LaurenceTharkay it’s like… what could I possibly add? Tharkay was literally the cure-all for Laurence’s amnesia in BoT WHAT FANFIC COULD POSSIBLY COMPETE WITH THAT.
F/F OTP: Gosh, I’ve never thought about it?? harcourt&lily i guess because otherwise there aren’t a lot of female characters who actually interact with each other.
OT3: Probably Laurence/Granby/Tharkay? Like less so now that Little’s in the picture but also the more the merrier ;)
Favorite Canon: Granby/Little and Demane/Emily
Favorite Crack: Laurence/Tharkay where Laurence actually realizes Tharkay is in love with him DOH HOHOHOHO. Or like. Modern AU human!temeraire/iskierka.
Guilty Pleasure: I’m gonna go with older Emily/Demane because… there will be… so much boning…
Pairing I Hate: Any aviator/human!dragon pairings. i dislike it when people try to sexualize clearly platonic life partners >:|